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Continue readingThe Arrow Points Right: Reading the Tweedle Dum ‘I’m With Dee’ Shirt
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Continue readingThe Smallest Word on the Shirt: Reading the Lowercase ‘meh.’
Editorial note: This publication and Quirky Cotton Collective share an owner. The garment preview for the Meh Funny Sarcastic Introvert Minimalist Saying shows a dark […]
Continue readingThe Salted Butter Shirt: A Wrapper You Can Wear, and the One Word It Refuses to Say
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Continue readingThe Wolf Is a Shadow: Reading the Chihuahua Boxing Shirt
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Rubles per Square Metre: Why Market Prices Do Not Measure Artistic Value
A market price is a dated fact about a transaction. It records what one buyer paid one seller, in one currency, under one set of […]
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How to Criticize a Painting Without Reducing It to Its Subject Matter
How to Criticize a Painting Without Reducing It to Its Subject Matter Subject-matter criticism describes what a painting depicts, judges the depiction, and stops. It […]
Continue readingHow the Soviet Thematic Painting System Taught Painters to Plot Before They Painted
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Why the Best Abstract Paintings Contain Specific Decisions Not Random Gestures
Abstract painting is not the absence of decision. It is the accumulation of them. The best abstract paintings contain specific decisions about pigment, ground, support, […]
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The Difference Between a Painting That Is Decorative and One That Demands Attention
A painting that is decorative sits politely on the wall. A painting that demands attention does not ask permission. The difference is not subject matter, […]
Continue readingHow to Read a Painting’s Underdrawing — and Why the Drawing Underneath Is the First Decision, Not a Preliminary One
Oil on canvas, 120 × 90 cm, 1971. The support is a medium-weight Belgian linen, primed with two coats of rabbit-skin glue and a single […]
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