The shirt carries one printed element: an orange jack-o’-lantern face with vampire fangs set into its mouth. No caption, no second motif, no border. The […]
Continue readingThe Jagged Mouth: Reading the Scary Jack-O’-Lantern Face Shirt
The shirt carries one printed element: an orange jack-o’-lantern face with triangular eyes and a jagged mouth. No lettering, no border, no second motif. The […]
Continue readingThe Crossed-Out Hand: Reading the ‘Not Friendly Do Not Touch’ Warning-Sign Shirt
The shirt carries three elements in a single column: the words NOT FRIENDLY, a yellow caution triangle, and DO NOT TOUCH set beneath a crossed-out […]
Continue readingThe Label Says COMPOSITION: Reading the Notebook-Cover Costume Shirt
The shirt reproduces a black-and-white speckled composition-notebook cover as a printed rectangle: a dark binding strip runs down the left edge, and a white ruled […]
Continue readingThe Wink and the Tongue: Reading the Goofy Jack-O’-Lantern Shirt
The shirt carries an orange jack-o’-lantern face, and the face is doing two things at once: one eye is shut in a wink, and a […]
Continue readingThe Missing Comma: Reading the ‘Wait I’m Goated’ Orange Cat Shirt
The shirt prints two lines of type and one cat. Above, the word WAIT in white capitals. Below, I’M GOATED in white capitals with a […]
Continue readingThe Eyelashes on the Jack-O’-Lantern: Reading the Quirky Cotton Collective Shirt
The shirt carries an orange jack-o’-lantern face graphic with eyelashes and a smile. That is the whole of it: no lettering, no caption, no second […]
Continue readingThe Arrow Points Left: Reading the Tweedle Dee ‘I’m With Dum’ Shirt
The shirt carries two lines of distressed capital letters and one left-pointing arrow: TWEEDLE DEE above, I’M WITH DUM below, the arrow set at the […]
Continue readingThe Ghost Who Refuses to Say Boo: Reading the ‘This Is Some Boo Sheet’ Shirt
The printed artwork on this shirt reads THIS IS SOME BOO SHEET in orange and cream retro lettering, with a grumpy ghost, folded arms, and […]
Continue readingThe Heart-Shaped Nose: Reading the Jack-O-Lantern Face Shirt
The graphic on this shirt is an orange jack-o-lantern face: two round eyes, a heart-shaped nose, and a smiling mouth. That is the whole design. […]
Continue readingThe Notification You Can Wear: Reading the ‘There Is Motion at Your Front Door’ Shirt
The printed design is a white rounded notification banner with a bell, reading There is motion at your front door. Below it sits a circular, […]
Continue readingThe Arrow Points Right: Reading the Tweedle Dum ‘I’m With Dee’ Shirt
The shirt prints two lines of text and one arrow: TWEEDLE DUM above, I’M WITH DEE below, and a right-pointing arrow set beside the second […]
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